vashtaneradas

title: researching volcanoes, and blowing my mind

word count: 8,400

rating: pg

disclaimer: own nothing/know nothing/obviously. completely fictionalised.

summary: au; there’s a gym and a juice bar and a surplus of dumb flirty boys being dumb and flirty.

a/n: the tropiest (not a word) thing to ever exist. sorry, really, i will write some actual fic soon.

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( Louis fucking hates kale.Collapse )

part 1

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( Harry texts him for the first time after that day.Collapse )

title: i wanna get you, so get gotten

pairings: harry styles/louis tomlinson, niall horan/justin bieber (??)

word count: ~14, 500

rating: pg

disclaimer: own nothing/know nothing/obviously. completely fictionalised.

summary: unnecessary lifeguarding, familial obligation, and (somewhat inexplicably) a hot canadian transfer.

a/n: who even knows at this point. this is really fucking dumb and unbearably long but i have apparently lost the gift of writing anything under 10k. send all blame to sharon and her late-night AIMing.

part 2

( Louis quite possibly hates this pool more than anything else on God's perpetually grey Earth.Collapse )

part 1 | part 2

( By Friday, Harry's a thousand miles away.Collapse )

part 1 | part 3

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( It is the day of the auction.Collapse )

title: all the diamonds you have here

word count: 21k

rating: nc-17

disclaimer: own nothing/know nothing/obviously. completely fictionalised.

summary: it hits louis now, how fucking close to the precipice they’re standing. or, an au feat. investment banking and children.

a/n: if you squint it looks like i know something about the stock market. this is entirely and utterly for sharon who held my hand like the little baby that i am through this whole thing. were it not for her i would’ve given up on this long ago, so thank you so, so much for putting up with all my bullshit, i love you a lot.

part 2 | part 3

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( There are a few dates in Louis' head that he thinks he will remember for the rest of his life.Collapse )

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part 2 | part 3

part 1

( Louis doesn't mean for it to become a pattern.Collapse )
 

title: what’s in my head when i’m below you

rating: nc17

word count: ~15k

pairings: louis tomlinson/nick grimshaw, harry styles/niall horan

disclaimer: own nothing/know nothing/obviously. completely fictionalised.

summary: au. louis has writer’s block and nick can read him like a book.

a/n: lol.

part 2

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( It's fucking freezing, but Louis is determined to stay out on the balcony until he's finished his cigarette.Collapse )

title: hold on to your stars

rating: pg. ish.

word count: ~16,000

disclaimer: own nothing/know nothing/obviously. completely fictionalised.

summary: au; harry’s in the army, louis’ back home, and ninety days is a lifetime.

part 1

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( When Louis was sixteen, he'd gotten himself arrested.Collapse )